Do you know the muffin man?

For women, choosing men is a lot like going to a bakery case. Its always those donuts that call out to us at first. We see them with their sprinkles and icing and bad boy smiles. Our eyes naturally go to them, we can't help ourselves. For some reason, we just want to pack up those donuts and take them home with us. If you do that though, if you take those donuts home the next day they aren't worth much. They get all soggy or dry and stale. The icing isn't really "melt in your mouth" as much as "flake all over". They don't satisfy you and lets face it they don't do much for your figure either. But in that very same bakery case, right next to the donuts are muffins. Muffins. Hhhmmm. While they may not jump out at you and you may not experience lust at first site, they look good. Upon further inspection they look really good. You go ahead and pack up a box of them to take home. Not only do they fill you up but the next morning, mmm. The next morning those muffins treat you right. You can pop them in the microwave, maybe even spread a little butter over them and they are as good as they have ever been. Muffins have an array of delight just waiting to be tapped into.

The more pastries I see the more I want those muffins. Next time your at the pastry case, choose accordingly!